You need a sense of humour down under these days:
You can have your solar panels
and your turbines on the hills;
You can use the warmth of sunshine
to reduce your heating bills.
You can dream you’re self-sufficient
as you weed your vegie bed;
As long as you make sure to keep
A diesel in the shed.
See original post by Viv Forbes here for more details on why this ditty is so true: http://carbon-sense.com/2017/04/20/diesel-in-shed/